Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
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