He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
3 2 1 whiskey
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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