I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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