I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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