So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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