oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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