Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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