Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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