weddingsv make me drug and hornr
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Randomize
