shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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