he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Watching her eat just hurts me
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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