Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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