I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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