Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
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Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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