Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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