Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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