omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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