id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
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...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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