Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
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i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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