You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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