I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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