If that was your dad, he is hot
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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