this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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