Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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