I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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