i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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