you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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