forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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