You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she looked like the before picture.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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