please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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