I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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