if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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