Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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