im about as happy as oj after his trial
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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