week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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