Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
