it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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