Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MIDGETS
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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