does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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