Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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