Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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