Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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