Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
