dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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