Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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