do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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