Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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