I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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