I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
