I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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