id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just had sex on a roof
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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