There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He felt like a one man threesome
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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