Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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