It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
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whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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