i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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