Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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