just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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