hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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