No, drunk sperm still make babies.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My vagina is very pro this idea
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